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Author Topic: Does Your Cat Own You?  (Read 2604 times)

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hillsbororiver

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Does Your Cat Own You?
« on: December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM »

Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

 Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
 
 Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
 
 Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at
 the box with the scoop in your hand?

 Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks
 the butter?

 Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
 
 Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
 cats when you move?
 
 Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
 
 Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
 
 Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
 
 Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
 
 Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food
 in the refrigerator?
 
 Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
 
 Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain
 your cat?
 
 Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
 while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
 
 Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on
 a bad date?
 
 Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you
 spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?

 Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
 Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?

 Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

 Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both
 watched the same commercial on television?
 
 Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
 
 Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so
 you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
 
 At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before
 you pick out anything for yourself?

 Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
 
 Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of
 an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
 
 Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring
 them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
  (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's
 pictures in their wallets, by the way.)

 When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
 they say a few words to your cat as well?
 
 Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you
 eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
 
 When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
 cat, by name, to them?
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2006, 05:45:45 PM »

Hi,

  I love cats and this is one reasons that I will not get a cat.  I loooove animals.  I got too much to do without spoiling an animal.  We are however going to get chihuahuas for our little one at our apartment.  And yes they will be spoiled as well.  Our son loves dogs, but I think he might have inherited his cat allergy from Mom.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire
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gmik

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2006, 10:22:44 PM »

PAAAAATRICK   WHERE ARRRRRRRE YOU ??? 8)
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Patrick

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 10:09:18 AM »

PAAAAATRICK   WHERE ARRRRRRRE YOU ??? 8)

Here I is, Gena. ;D

Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? (we don't get much freezing rain out here in the desert, but I can apply 115 degree heat) :-\
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on
a bad date? (only if it's "cat woman") :P
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you
spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? (Kali always gets a new toy for Christmas; don't have a spouse) :-*
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them? (Kali usually runs and hides from visitors, unless they come bringing treats) ;D










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brothertoall

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 12:31:45 PM »

My cat is the queen in my house. My wife has spoiled that cat rotten and I will have to admit I do kiss my cat on the lips!! ;D ;D

bobby
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SandyFla

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2006, 12:57:33 PM »

Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?

YES!!!
 

 
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?

No.

 
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

Sometimes.



Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap?

No, but I have those pictures.



Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?

No, I don't keep any pictures in my wallet since I lost the last one in a car fire.


Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?

No, I don't date. But if I did, the answer would be yes.
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hillsbororiver

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 12:57:11 PM »

LOL  :D

Great comments Sandy!

Joe
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SandyFla

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 01:11:22 PM »

Actually, I should clarify one of my answers.

I don't kiss my cats on the lips. They prefer offering me their noses.  ;D

Sandy
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brothertoall

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 03:01:33 PM »

Actually, I should clarify one of my answers.

I don't kiss my cats on the lips. They prefer offering me their noses.  ;D

Sandy


Hi Sandy,

 Your not missing anything. Trust me on this one. Tuna breath just doesn't get it!!! :-X
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SandyFla

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Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2006, 03:06:42 PM »

Actually, I should clarify one of my answers.

I don't kiss my cats on the lips. They prefer offering me their noses.  ;D

Sandy


Hi Sandy,

 Your not missing anything. Trust me on this one. Tuna breath just doesn't get it!!! :-X

I know it! :o hehe ... Bethany (that cute little girl in my avatar) has acid reflux, so her breath is kinda bad these days.
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