Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
Dogs miss you when you're gone
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong
Dogs don't criticize your friends
Dogs admit and show when they're jealous
Dogs no not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw)
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence
You can train a dog
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous
Dogs understand what "no" means
Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside
Dogs think you are a culinary genius
You can house train a dog
You can force a dog to take a bath
Dogs don't correct your stories
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake
Dogs admit it when they're lost
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs
Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do
Dogs mean it when they kiss you
Dogs are nice to your relatives
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Topic: Why Dogs are Better than Men (Read 7303 times)