Why Dogs are Better than Men

[hillsbororiver]

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public

Dogs miss you when you're gone

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong

Dogs don't criticize your friends

Dogs admit and show when they're jealous

Dogs no not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw)

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence

You can train a dog

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous

Dogs understand what "no" means

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside

Dogs think you are a culinary genius

You can house train a dog

You can force a dog to take a bath

Dogs don't correct your stories

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake

Dogs admit it when they're lost

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do

Dogs mean it when they kiss you

Dogs are nice to your relatives

[SandyFla]

The same thing can be said about my cats ... which is why I'd rather have pets than a husband.   

Sandy

[Deborah-Leigh]

That's why dogs are a mans best friend......