Cow Childbirth

[SandyFla]

Cow Childbirth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great ... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun—I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well, son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still-wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

[rrammfcitktturjsp]

SandyFla,

Saved by the proverbial bell so to speak.

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

[iris]

 

[Deborah-Leigh]

That's lateral thinking for you!  

[buddyjc]

It's the same as...'It's so windy out there the hens are laying the same eggs three or four times.'

Brian