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Kat

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more dog and cat trivia
« on: December 21, 2006, 11:31:35 AM »


Thought it was time for more useless dog and cat trivia  :)

Animal Truisms

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Dogs may shed, but cats shred.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

mercy, peace, and love
Kat
 
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hillsbororiver

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Re: more dog and cat trivia
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 11:36:28 AM »

LOL  :D

Good stuff Kat,

The reason this "cat and dog" trivia/humor is so funny is because it is true!

Thanks,

Joe
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SandyFla

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Re: more dog and cat trivia
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2006, 03:42:19 PM »

ROFL!  :D They ARE true.

I especially like this one:

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

Smart woman!  :P :D hehe
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gmik

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Re: more dog and cat trivia
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2006, 11:22:05 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


LOVE IT!!!

tOO tRUE

gena
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iris

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Re: more dog and cat trivia
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2006, 11:28:38 PM »

Thats about the size of it!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Iris
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