Flying High

[Craig]

    You wrote: "The real missionaries of the Gospel of Jesus Christ have not flown first class to cushy hotels in exotic lands to teach the natives while dressed in their $3000 suits!"
     
    They're not flying "first class," as you wrote---they're buying their OWN PLANES!
     
    I offer as proof: Kenneth Copeland and Benny Hinn! Copeland must have had either two or more planes (or had he bought a new one?), since he sold one to Hinn, which the latter divulged (a slip of the tongue, never to be mentioned again?), while beseeching viewers to help him pay off the initial six million dollars (its total cost wasn't revealed).
     
    Did you happen to catch Copeland and Thompson last week? Peddlars, to be sure.