bible-truths.com/forums

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Forum related how to's?  Post your questions to the membership.


.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Watch your grades  (Read 1544 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Craig

  • Bible-Truths Forum Member
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4282
  • There are two kinds of cops.The quick and the dead
Watch your grades
« on: January 29, 2007, 11:39:30 AM »

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."
>
> "Ok," the little girl says. "How much do you weigh?"
>
> "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions, and really none of your business."
>
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
>
> "That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
>
> "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
>
> "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card-it has everything on it."
>
> Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."
>
> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
>
> "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
>
> The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
>
> "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
>
> "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
>
> "Oh really?" the mother asks. "And why's that?"
>
> "Because you got an F in sex."
Logged

rrammfcitktturjsp

  • Guest
Re: Watch your grades
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 12:21:32 PM »

Craig,

  That was really really cute.  Mental note:  Keep driver's license hidden and in a safe place.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire
Logged

gmik

  • Guest
Re: Watch your grades
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 01:32:13 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged

SandyFla

  • Guest
Re: Watch your grades
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2007, 03:09:27 PM »

 :D :D Very cute!!!
Logged

Deborah-Leigh

  • Guest
Re: Watch your grades
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2007, 04:48:55 PM »

Just as well as she did not look at her Daddys report card ! M is after F ;D
Logged

rrammfcitktturjsp

  • Guest
Re: Watch your grades
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 01:01:57 AM »

Arcturus,

  M is way after F.  ;D

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.065 seconds with 26 queries.