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Started by Deborah-Leigh, March 18, 2007, 03:09:51 PM

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Deborah-Leigh

There were three religious men of the cloth who died at the same time. One of them was a Catholic another was a Baptist and the third was a Penticostal.

They all arrived at the pearly gates together. Peter when he saw them approaching  went forward to greet them and appologise that their accommodations were not quite ready. He assured them that this would not take too long and that he would arrange for them all to be accommodated elsewhere in the meantime. To the three mens absolute gob smacking astonishment, Peter called for Satan on his intercome. Stunned in disbelief and unable to say a word, Satan appeared and Peter began to tell Satan what his problem was, and that Satan would have to put these three men into his accommodations for about two weeks. Without any further delays, Satan took the men who were still totally appaulled and shocked into a stunned  silence.

Everything was going well as the  accommodations were being prepared but after only one week, Satan stormed the pearly gates.

"I can't take it I can't take it any more!" Yelled Satan.

"What is wrong? "Asked Peter.

"Look you have to take those three back immediately!" screamed Satan

"Why? "Asked Peter now even more perplexed.

Well! The Catholic is forgiving everyone the Baptist is saving everyone and the Pentecostal has raised enough money in the tithe to put in air-conditioning!



rk12201960

ROFL!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Good one Arcturus.
Randy  8)

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Arcturus,
 
  Thanks for sharing this.  I really enjoyed it.  May God bless You so much.

  Sincerely,




  Anne C. McGuire

gmik

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Too funny.  Good onel!

iris

That was funny!!!  ;D  :D  ;D


Iris

joyful1

:D :D :D :Dahahahahahahaha!!!!!

gmik

Iris, you got a "Geiko"!!!! :D

Just don't get one of those cavemen!! 8)

DWIGHT


Falconn003




hahahah   good one  ;D  ;D   ;D

Rodger