Definitions Not in A Dictionary

[Craig]

Definitions Not in A Dictionary

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines




 

[iris]

I liked the one about the chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
But they were all cool!!!     


Iris

[gmik]

Too Funny

Who are these people to think this stuff up?

[PKnowler]

Hey Craig,

   Those were pretty funny. Thanks for sharing them.
I liked:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

and

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

I think that tells you something!

Bless ya'll 
~Paula

[Brett]

Hearing:
Worry. Be anxiety.

DEAF:
No worry. Be happy.



Brett

[Snowfire]

Hey Brett,  I like that one.

I myself have an 80% hearing loss in each ear.
My problem is,  I don't fit comfortably in the Hearing or the Deaf world.

[Deborah-Leigh]

  

wrinkles...yeh!

Looking at the doughnut and not the hole!   

[sansmile]

Snowfire,
i agree, i have hearing loss in both ears and sometimes  (maybe its wrong of me) wish i was completely deaf, as being this way, people treat me as stupid. Mind you thinking about it, Christiandom thinks we stupid anyway...but we know differant heheheh

Sandie

[Brett]

To be honest, I love being deaf. I know it sound silly. I became deaf since I was age 2. It is no difficult to accept as being deaf person because I do not remember what the sound before age 2. I have good friend who is deaf, he became deaf when he was age 20 at the Navy. He is very difficult to accepting that he is deaf person. This is tough one those who have being hearing for so many years more than born with deaf or infant.

The good thing about deaf is (sleep like baby)

Brett

[Deborah-Leigh]

  

That was so sweet Brett. 

Paula

Your new Avatar is beautiful! The heavens proclaim His Glory!

Peace to you

Arcturus

[NickyM]

I always like to laugh to jokes like these. They are intelligent and do not hurt feelings, because they are mostly based on the language and expressions.

More please!