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Some Questions, Need Answers
mrsnacks:
I will answer a few for you :
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Sliced gravy or
mouse flavored cat food.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So they won't die before their time or
its is just part of the uniform.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
I don't thin some think something new will materialize. We just have to return to the fridge to make sure that we didn't miss anything. LIke doing a double take.
For others it is an exercise of faith. Maybe God will do a miracle. Sort of like finding the coin in the fish when we are so sure there isn't a coin there.
hillsbororiver:
LOL :D
dogcombat:
bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
But does the station work?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
That's because they're fractured to start with
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Sexy
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
No, send them to Jenny Craig. Shedding useless weight ;)
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
No, he's at peace ;)
If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Actually, she should wash his ears in order to get to his brain
Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
Aww Rats!! How would I know?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Simple, That's just in case the blind go driving at night
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So their heads could be researched later on for no apparant reason
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Made bread
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
You mean like the Batcave?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Because we tend to knock it off when it rings.
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
Only if they work in security
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
So that they'll remember to check it once they get married
Could someone be addicted to counseling? Yes
If so, how would you treat them? With Contempt
Why when people ask "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Because they enjoy having all that space to themselves. If they're folks who annoy you, why WOULD you want them to leave?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Because they do it to get qwacked up
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Actually, You're a statue
Any and all answers will be greatly appreciated;
Did I win Joe huh?huh?huhdidIdidIhuh?. I do'd it good huhJoe?
Joe
Ches
mrsnacks:
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Let's send those five people to Jenny Craig. Shedding useless weight Wink
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
No, he's sexy
If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Aww Rats!! How would I know?
Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
Simple, That's just in case the blind go driving at night
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Because we tend to knock it off when it rings.
hillsbororiver:
--- Quote from: dogcombat on May 07, 2007, 05:47:25 PM ---bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
But does the station work?
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
That's because they're fractured to start with
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Sexy
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
No, send them to Jenny Craig. Shedding useless weight ;)
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
No, he's at peace ;)
If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Actually, she should wash his ears in order to get to his brain
Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
Aww Rats!! How would I know?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Simple, That's just in case the blind go driving at night
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So their heads could be researched later on for no apparant reason
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Made bread
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
You mean like the Batcave?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Because we tend to knock it off when it rings.
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
Only if they work in security
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
So that they'll remember to check it once they get married
Could someone be addicted to counseling? Yes
If so, how would you treat them? With Contempt
Why when people ask "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Because they enjoy having all that space to themselves. If they're folks who annoy you, why WOULD you want them to leave?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Because they do it to get qwacked up
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Actually, You're a statue
Any and all answers will be greatly appreciated;
Did I win Joe huh?huh?huhdidIdidIhuh?. I do'd it good huhJoe?
Joe
Ches
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WE HAVE A WINNER! ;D ;D ;D WE HAVE A WINNER!
;D ;D WE HAVE A WINNER! ;D
Great answers Ches!
Your prizes are a years supply of mouse flavored cat food and a membership in The Hair Club For Men!
Thank you,
Joe
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