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more funnies
« on: July 16, 2007, 01:31:51 PM »

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
       into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her
       lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

       The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
       mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."


       Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
       the other is a husband.


       A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

       First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician
       showed him a card with the letters:
       'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

       "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

       "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."




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Re: more funnies
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 10:29:05 PM »

 ;D  :D  ;D



  • Guest
Re: more funnies
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 03:22:02 AM »

CRACK UP!  Especially funny as I am of half Polish descent!!   ;D Janice
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