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hart4god

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Actual Headlines 2006
« on: July 17, 2007, 08:49:51 PM »

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
                    No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
                     Now that's taking  things a bit far!


Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
                    Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
                     What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work after Death
                     No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
                     See if that works any better than a fair trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace
              I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
                    You think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
                    Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
                     They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
                  You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
                   He probably IS the battery charge



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
                     That's what he gets for eating those beans!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
                     Taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
               Chainsaw Massacre all over again!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
                     Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
                   Did I read that right?








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Sorin

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 12:50:14 AM »

LOL!!!!!!   :D

That was great! Thanks for the laughs.


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gmik

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 03:12:00 AM »

Ha  Thanks!!

Another one to print!  I am collecting quite a file of these things from the forum!
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iris

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2007, 12:13:31 PM »

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Thanks for the laughs!!!


Iris
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DuluthGA

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 04:05:03 PM »

I'm HOWLING... Thanks, I needed that!!

Joy, Janice
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jER

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 04:41:58 AM »

Now, that brought a smile, or two!  :D  ;D

- jER
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UncleBeau

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 06:25:09 PM »

Really liked the red tape joke!............not sure why though....... :-\ :D
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 07:46:17 AM »

Thanks! That was funny :D ;D
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cjwood

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Re: Actual Headlines 2006
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2007, 03:43:37 AM »

thanks so much for the good laughter.  these funny posts reveal that God does indeed have a sense of humor and knows how beneficial a good hearty laugh can be for the soul.

claudia
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