There is one here for everyone.
1.I'm confused..........no wait........maybe I'm not.
2. Despite the look on my face........youre still talking?
3. Dont take life too serious.....its not permanent!
4.Let me drop everthing and work on your problem!
5.Dylexics Untie
6.Embarassing my children........just one more service I offer!
7.Getting married was her idea!!
8.HERE I AM.......what are your other 2 wishes?
9.I'm not fluent in idiot.......so please speak slowly and clearly!
10.Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park!
11.My parents said I could be anything I wanted.......so I became an a@@-hole.
12.333......I'm only half evil
13.If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
14.To err is human but to blame someone else shows management potential!
15.The top 10 reasons I procrastinate...1.
16. Some days it is not even worth chewing through the restraints!
17.Im retired...go around me.
18.remember you're unique......just like everybody else.
19.Squirrels.......natures little speed bumps.
20. rehab is for quitters
21.DEPPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
22.Work harder..millions on welfare are depending on you!
23. Every body is born right handed...only the gifted overcome it.
24. Who are you and why are you reading my tee-shirt???
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