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Author Topic: living life backwards  (Read 2464 times)

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skydreamers

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living life backwards
« on: October 11, 2007, 02:32:55 PM »

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you
start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and
then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating,
room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an
orgasm.

I rest my case.

(this was sent to me in an e-mail from my mom... ;D)
« Last Edit: October 11, 2007, 02:36:19 PM by skydreamers »
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gmik

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 09:46:31 PM »

 ;D ;D

That is hilarious!!!....and from your mom no less!!!! (I don't think I can send it to my daughter-I'd be blushing too much!)
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LittleBear

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 02:46:09 PM »

Ha Ha, :D

Your mom is one smart (and funny) lady! :D

Ursula
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2007, 08:39:26 AM »


We do start life dead. First the natural then the spiritual.
 ;D

Peace be to you

Arcturus :)
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Grateful

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2007, 07:51:03 PM »

AH HAHAHAHAA!!    > blush!! <     I too wouldn't send this to my 33-year-old twin daughters, Skydreamers.....or my mother!!  This'd kill them!   What a riot!!   God definitely has a sense of humor, sending this bit of hilarity through your mind! 

Ho ho ho!

Linda
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musicman

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2007, 08:06:38 PM »

Ok, ok, up to highschool age would be great.  After that?  Uuuuuuhhh, no!!  Oh, and would we really look foward to drinking embrionic fluid at the end of our life?  Forget it!!  Not for me!!
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Grateful

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2007, 08:15:43 PM »

HAHAHA again!!  I wouldn't mind going back to the age of 19, and retain what I know NOW !!    Ahhhh, youth!  It's WONDERFUL.....IF we only could have the Wisdom we have obtained by age 55!! 

:D       :D       :D

Laughing all the way to the Tree of Life!

Linda   ;D
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SandyFla

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Re: living life backwards
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 10:10:39 PM »

HAHAHAHA <snort> HAHAHAHA <gasp> HAHAHAHA <choke>

That is hilarious!!!!  :D

Sandy
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