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hillsbororiver:
Some editors and copywriters must have been sleeping on the job, a few headlines from around the world that do not quite capture the gist of the story .....


 
Milk drinkers are turning to powder

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Farmer bill dies in house

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Iraqi head seeks arms

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Eye Drops Off Shelf

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Squad helps dog bite victim

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Dealers will hear car talk at noon

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Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

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Miners refuse to work after death


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Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

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If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

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Cold wave linked to temperatures

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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

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British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands

musicman:
That Farmer Bill was a good guy.  I'm sad to see him go.  (Haven't you heard that proper nouns need to be capitalized?)

Matt:
I am with the Miners! ;D

musicman:

--- Quote from: Matt on October 22, 2007, 06:47:31 PM ---I am with the Miners! ;D

--- End quote ---

No you're not.  They're dead.

Sue Creamer:
Joe,

Got a kick out of all of them except the last one, I just don't understand...???   Maybe it is just to early in the morning...!
Thanks!
Sue Ann

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