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hillsbororiver:
Hi Sue Ann,

Perhaps those Brits left their breakfast (waffles) on the Islands because the ship was ready to leave the port. I had to read that one a few times before the lightbulb came on in my head!   ::)   :o

Thanks for the observations Musicman and Matt, here are a few more to ponder;


•   Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
 
•   Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
 
•   Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
 
•   House passes gas tax onto senate
 
•   Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
 
•   Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
 
•   William Kelly was Fed secretary
 
•   Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
 
•   Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
 
•   NJ judge to rule on nude beach

•   Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
 
•   Autos killing 110 a day let's resolve to do better
 
•   War dims hope for peace

•   Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

 

jER:
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation.

Bingo! Like understating one’s age…

- jER

gmik:
The English Party (the Left) were debating about the Falkland Islands. (waffling-undecided)

Double-minded= unstable in all your ways.

I think it very near the same time as the Falkland "War", England was letting Canada go.  (go figure)

eggi:
Hahaha!

Great one Joe!
How about this one?

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

God bless you,
Eirik

gmik:
 ;D ;D
Good one Eirik.  And a happy Birthday to ya!!!

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