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Craig:
Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.
 

jER:
Arizona Public Service, sends a monthly bill causing a surge of emotion or excitement- Electrifying!
That word is also a Slang term for inside information; "is that the straight dope?"

JER

Deborah-Leigh:


Good one Craig  ;D

Wine is rotten grapes.  :D and bear in this country (SA) has no natural ingrediants....all chemicals... ;)

Looks like we are going down :D

Sorin:

--- Quote from: Craig on November 29, 2007, 01:37:59 PM ---Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.
 

--- End quote ---


That is valuable info Craig. I'll be sure to tell it to all those Christians I know that refuse to drink even a sip of wine, beer, or any alcoholic beverage.


Arcturus,

I thought you guys have German beers there in South Africa? Those beers are brewed under the "German Purity Law" and the Germans make good beers like Beck's, Warsteiner, etc...
It sure beats drinking poop!  ;D :D ;)

jER:
Germany also made a beer called, "Hells" bier, at least in 1975.
Which came with a glass, flip top like cork that was attached with wire, in a brown bottle.
The alcohol level was somewhere around 11.3%, per bottle, and very bitter.

JFYI

JER

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