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Author Topic: SOME FUNNIES  (Read 1855 times)

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Matt

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SOME FUNNIES
« on: December 27, 2007, 04:15:50 AM »

Did you know that they had cars in Jesus' time? Yes, the Bible says that they came in one Accord

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights

Why didn't Noah catch fish to feed his hungry family? He only had two worms!

Sunday School Teacher: "What evidence is there in the Bible that Adam and Eve were noisy?" Boy: "They raised Cain!"

What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic!

How do you get holy water? You boil the heck out of it

What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children? Parents

What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah? Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck

Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible? Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.

Why do they say "Amen " at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen "? The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

 ;D

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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: SOME FUNNIES
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 03:36:34 PM »

thanks Matt

I expected that the way they get holy water is to boil the Hell out of it :D

...did not go fishing because of only two worms LOL!

The early bird gets the worm but what about the early worm :o  :)

Peace to you

Arcturus :)
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gmik

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Re: SOME FUNNIES
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 05:46:28 PM »

Tennis-  Moses served in Pharoahs court.

Baseball-  In the big inning


just my 2cents :D
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Ray-Ray

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Re: SOME FUNNIES
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 09:06:25 PM »

the wise men were firemen they came from afar, lol  Ray-Ray
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Grateful

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Re: SOME FUNNIES
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2007, 07:18:22 PM »

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!    All cute jokes!!

Arcturus, maybe the early worm got the early Earth...prehistoric dirt?!  haHA!  Does that make it higher up in the higher-archy above man, 'cause it was here first?   ;D
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: SOME FUNNIES
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2007, 09:53:30 AM »

LOL :D

Some men are like worms in cowardice and blindness eg Judas the betrayer but some worms are never like some men! Some snakes are like some people slithering under the gravel of the ground to hid under dirt and dust. Some eagles are like some people flying high.

Isa 40: 31 But those who wait for the Lord, who expect, look for, and hope in Him shall change and renew their strength and power; they shall lift their wings and mount up as eagles; they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint or become tired.

So I guess the animal kingdom shows the variety of human characteristics known and possible to human kind and humanity does little to show the animal characteristics of the animal kingdom. Ever see an animal go to a Lawyer or a Fashion Boutique! Hah!  :) :D

Peace to you

Arcturus :)
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