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Author Topic: Entering into Heaven  (Read 2029 times)

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joyful1

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Entering into Heaven
« on: February 04, 2008, 10:15:25 PM »

Did someone already post this? I hope not....hehehehe! Joyce :D

Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.
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iris

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Re: Entering into Heaven
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 10:57:41 PM »

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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John9362

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Re: Entering into Heaven
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 11:09:34 PM »

 ;D :D ;D :D :D ;D

Love it !!

Thanks

John
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hillsbororiver

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Re: Entering into Heaven
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 12:22:34 PM »

Thanks for the laugh Joyce!

This was a new one for me,

Joe
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LittleBear

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Re: Entering into Heaven
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 12:14:07 PM »

Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Entering into Heaven
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 04:42:09 PM »

LOL...THAT could be said of ALL OF THEM!  ;D :D

Good one joyful1 :D ;D

Peace to you

Arcturus :)
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gmik

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Re: Entering into Heaven
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 11:02:28 PM »

Right Arc, I heard the same one only it was the Baptists we were sneaking by.

Still funny Joyce :D
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