Entering into Heaven

Started by joyful1, February 04, 2008, 07:15:25 PM

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joyful1

Did someone already post this? I hope not....hehehehe! Joyce :D

Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

iris


John9362


hillsbororiver

Thanks for the laugh Joyce!

This was a new one for me,

Joe

LittleBear


Deborah-Leigh

LOL...THAT could be said of ALL OF THEM!  ;D :D

Good one joyful1 :D ;D

Peace to you

Arcturus :)

gmik

Right Arc, I heard the same one only it was the Baptists we were sneaking by.

Still funny Joyce :D