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Those Blondes
« on: February 13, 2008, 09:22:34 AM »

A blonde was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees, and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her, and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, helloooo!!! You need to roll up the windows first!!!!"
A blonde was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing...I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What’s that?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The blond replied..... "Two popsicles and some coffee."
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass, and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office, and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

"What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks. "No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!"



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Re: Those Blondes
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 10:26:06 AM »

Am I the only one that has a problem with these "blonde jokes"? Why do I have a problem with these blonde jokes, you are asking yourself.
Well, who is naturally born blonde? White people. So therefore, these jokes are saying that white people, at least those who are blonde, are extremely stupid.

What makes it not a racist joke, 'cause they say blonde, instead of nappy hair? I mean, c'mon, some of you are already offended, and I just said "nappy"... didn't even say a joke.

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