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Beloved:
I think that this is a good joke to start with
Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The
Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." The disciples
looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus
mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9? Peter
said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
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Beloved......Ha some math humor ;D
musicman:
--- Quote from: Beloved on March 15, 2008, 09:00:22 PM ---I think that this is a good joke to start with
Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The
Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." The disciples
looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus
mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9? Peter
said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
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Beloved......Ha some math humor ;D
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Stevernator:
I thought that was funny, in a dorky kinda way haha.
gmik:
;D ;D ;D cute
Sorin:
A minister would up the services one morning by saying, "next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, "Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Then said the preacher, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."
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A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor.
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon stood up. "For our closing hymn," he announced, "let us turn to page 126 and sing, 'We shall gather at the river'."
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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