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Beloved:

Only the dumb and blind sheep went down the river along with the hogs.....Benny and all the other sheep with Big EARS got hung up on the thickets bushes and did not go over the falls, they did hear the hogs yelling somthing about "not their time" but then the Good Farmer came along and pulled them out.

He took them into the green pasture, let them take a nap and then led them on a long journey, his rod and staff helped them a lot except when it hurt.

When they got to the next pasture, they had their dirty coats removed, they felt naked but the Good farmer gave them muti colored coats. 

Then they all ate a big dinner had a nice time and went back, there they found the sheep, the hogs and wolves, a little crispy but all were alive and now

Patrick:
and now....the Good Farmer gathered everyone around, they all sat down in the pasture to enjoy some hot tea, and out of the blue, the Good Farmer said, "Who wants to pull My finger?"
Everyone....

joyful1:
 ::) oh Patrick!



Everyone....
knows that sheep and wolves and hogs can't pull anyone's finger! They were having a great time when suddenly, Benny got the idea that.....

musicman:
But once again, the sheep and pigs experienced a falling away from truth.  They all decided to follow the biggest pig there.  It was telling it's version of what god is.  It sounded bizare but appealing.  What was this pig saying?  Wait a minute!!  That's not actually a pig.  In fact it's Oprah.  Except this time Oprah had all of the weight that she had ever gained or lost.  How fat was she now?  Well, you know that scripture about having the faith to move mountains?  She could move mountains just by walking.  But most of the damage was done when she opened her mouth.  Her made up god was no where near as bad as what those wolves had invented.  But this was all lost on the fact that her followers idolized every word coming out of her gargantuan pie hole.  They read what she told them to read.  They laughed at her jokes when they weren't funny.  But mostly, they worshipped her millions$$.  This pleased her.  So much so that Oprah broke wind after she chuckled.  This, of course, destroyed what was left of the ozone layer.  Her gas was also so hot that global warming increased 100000 fold.  Torrential rains led to another flood and drowned the world.  Society would have to start over.

Yeah right, with that smell?!!  

joyful1:
 ::)

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