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Beloved:
Yeah but some one lit a match, boy did that clear the air...one Big Bang and with all the rising water all that was left was Oorah soup,  See Benny and his ewe and 6 lambs had secretly built an Ark and that had closed the door before they lit the match to put on little Rodgers cupcake . They had invited a whole bunch of couples over so they were expecting to have a good time now.

Now they all sat there and bobbed up and down. After living awhile with these people everyone was going crazy...so when the Ark finally landed in New jersey they all immediated ran off in all direction just to get away from each other.

Now these are the Stories of the generations of the Love Boat........ 

beloved
 

joyful1:

Samson:


         Then the neighbors of the Farmer, by the names of Benny Hinn, John Hagee and Joel Osteen came along and told the Sheep, if you don't listen to our teachings and give a tenth of all your belongings, including your sheel wool, you will be Eternally Tortured and won't enter Heaven, so the sheep blindly followed these men and spread their teachings to other sheep in the nearby farms and they all fell into the ditch following these men.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

                 I'm sorry everyone, I couldn't resist, Your nut of a Brother, Samson.

Beloved:
But then a little ruddy sheep named Baaa...Ray  came along, he decided to throw rocks at these three giants...he wrote BT on each three stones and put it in his sling shot and and let them rip ..one by one they all fell down.

Then crazy king Ceflo Dollar was angry and round up more of the local giants and decided to chased Baaa...Ray him.  He kept singing songs about "How Unscriptural is tithething " and "There is no place like hell"  and others and gave these kings major migraine headaches so they decided to .....

joyful1:
...leave him alone.  Meanwhile, as Baa...Ray was repeating "There's No Place Like Hell, there's no place like hell.." and clicking his ruby red slippers together.... ;D

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