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Tale of the Sheep
Deborah-Leigh:
NO No Joyful1....Don't you see, two plus two equals four five and six! So two at a time or four at a time means witnesses! LOL
So then after the seveth trumpet that no one heard in the pointy square holes in a circle and flat land, a wonderful thing happened to one of the hogs. They did something awful during the time of their circumstances and they recieved a decree from the Spirit that left foot prints and circles all around. Because of their very bad behaviour and for counting their sheckles and all of the sheep, God gave the chief three options. Either face seven years of famine, three months of being on the run from the enemies or three days of pestilence! Guess which one was chosen...... :D
joyful1:
;D ...I give up! which one? LOLROFWT!!! ;D ;D ;D
Kat:
That is a rather crass sense of humor you have there musicman :P
mercy, peace and love
Kat
hillsbororiver:
Hello Everyone,
The (former) next to last post had to be removed due to it's content, especially since a real person was satired in a very unflattering manner.
This is something we all need to consider when we are posting something for hundreds if not thousands of people to read and judge us by.
Thanks for your understanding and cooperation,
Joe
UncleBeau:
--- Quote from: musicman on April 06, 2008, 07:41:29 PM ---They said "none of the above, we want Oprah back". After those words were spoken the Sun stopped giving off its light, and the moon turned as blood. The sheep yelled baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, it's over!! Then Dr. Phil laughed and shouted, "Oprah, stop blocken out the light from the sun and get your giant lard behind down here. You've been summoned". Then Ray threw up his hands and said "they despise the word of God". So he wiped his feet of them and walked off.
Oprah chuckled and the earth shook. Well sheep, guess Ray doesn't want to see that burning bush. Dr. Phil replied by saying, "you silly beast, what burnen bush is you talkin about"? Then Oprah pulled out a match and said "look at the forest everyone". Then she pointed her horrendously large backside towards it, lit the match and. . . . . . . .
--- End quote ---
Nothing burned at all because the trees were magical christmas trees with presents and decorations and paganism all around. Then suddenly the easter bunny and the tooth fairy floated down to the sheep along with jolly ol' .......Nick and said to the sheep, "Lie to your children or you're bad little sheep......for some reasons we just made up." Then they taught everyone including big "O" and Dr. "P" how to make rituals and symbolism out of special days and materialism. Then all through the night you can hear the multitude say, "mine mine mine!", Mine mine mine!" and........."We obey the mighty cupid which makes us buy more stuff to prove we love people once a year" Then, everything exploded in a mass of confusion and public schooling.
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