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Author Topic: New Units of Measurement  (Read 2053 times)

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Matt

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New Units of Measurement
« on: March 31, 2008, 03:55:09 AM »

Because I have a simple sense of humor :D...

2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = won ton

Aa millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

1,000 aches = 1 kilohurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

2,000 mockingbirds = Two kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton

1,000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

2 monograms = 1 diagram

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

100 Senators = not 1 decision

3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV league

Matt
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Vangie

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Re: New Units of Measurement
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 12:23:34 AM »

That's just plain funny right there!  Thank you Matt for sharing with us.
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