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Milk Bath
« on: April 01, 2008, 08:36:17 PM »

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.  She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.  He thought she  probably meant 2.5 gallons.  So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.  The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, " I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.  Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"  The blond said, "I want 25 gallons, I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again,"

The milkman asked "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs" "I can splash it on my eyes."


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Re: Milk Bath
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 12:18:34 AM »

That was very funny.  :D :D :D

                 Maybe she really likes her Milk------R--A--W.  ;D ;D ;D



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Re: Milk Bath
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 07:32:30 AM »

Good one Craig.....Thanks for the laugh !!



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Re: Milk Bath
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 12:12:41 AM »

Pretty funny!  But was feeling blonde myself for a bit--took a while to get Samson's joke.  (But I did---finally 30 min later)  In the raw, naked, gotcha.  Hee hee.  Got milk? 
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