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9 Words Women Use
Samson:
--- Quote from: gmik on April 13, 2008, 02:49:11 PM --- ;D ;D ;D
What a riot. I have to print this off for dh. He just had rotator cuff surgery-- talk about doing nothing and grunting. :D !!!
What about the Yes, dear....from behind the newspaper???
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Ha Ha Ha, ;D ;D ;D, in our household, the man(me) responds with alright, alright, alright or yeah, yeah, yeah and the woman(my wife), responds with Yes Dear. The Martians and the Venutians should make a truce, ;D ;D ;D
The Man from Mars, Samson.
Kent:
--- Quote from: hebrewroots98 on April 11, 2008, 09:46:21 PM ---OH NO YOU 'GUYS' DIDN'T!!!!
I guess girls that we all need to just ban together and get into THE BOX where our men are and where and where all that they can think of is just one thing at a time and where they are actually very happy to be in that box DOING NOTHING AT ALL (how does a person do nothing at all?). We need to get in that box of theirs to try to figure out what the male species communicative language is. For example, since most men do not speak in actual words, we need to be able to discern what their different grunts actually mean; one grunt means yes, two grunts means no and three grunts simply mean that they DONT' WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT....hmmm ??? ??? ??? :-\ :-\ :-\ 8) 8) 8) ::) ::) ::)four grunts, well, we won't go there if ya know what I mean ;D ;)
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We dont grunt. Our yes means yes, and our no means no. But with women, yes can mean no and no can mean yes, when some sort of unknown magical circumstances line up with the planets and stars and the day of the week has a "s" in it and it's a sunny day :D
That does not include womens "maybe", when the circumstances get even more unknowable.
Then, there is the "I changed my mind"... the reasons for which are totally unfathomable.
It's a wonder any of us were ever born.
Samson:
Hello Kent, That does not include womens "maybe", when the circumstances get even more
unknowable.
Then, there is the "I changed my mind"... the reasons for which are totally unfathomable.
It's a wonder any of us were ever born.
nt,
I guess that I should consider myself a very fortunate Man, my wife rarely ever says, " I changed my mind " ;) ;D ;) ;D
Samson.
hillsbororiver:
Hi all, don't be discouraged guys, we still have a few perks;
Phone conversations last 30 seconds.
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't care if you've lost or gained weight.
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying.
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go.
You can go to the bathroom alone.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
The garage is all yours.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment."
Cleaning the toilet is optional.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3.
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night.
If you're 34 and single, no one notices.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Flowers and/or Duct Tape fix everything .
You never have to worry about other's feelings.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me."
One mood, all the time.
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 bucks.
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back.
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's.
The remote is yours and yours alone.
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom.
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny.
If you retain water, it is in a canteen.
Feeling encouraged?
Peace,
Joe
Matt:
Ever notice why so many unpleasant things for women sound like they have a male influence....
MEN-struation, MEN-opause, HIS-terectomy..... ;)
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