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KristaD:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife . You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


No wonder men are happier.

winner08:
I'm a man and I have to say close but no cigar. Car mechanics lie to men also. Most men have a little class and won't go to the bathroom anywhere. New shoes do blister or cut up our feet, also I don't know anything about tanks. For myself I'm very concern about wrinkles in my clothes. I don't know about wearing shorts it depends on how my but looks in them LOL ;D ;) ;)But most of it was true. It was funny. ;D :D

                                                   Darren

                             

Dennis Vogel:
I tried smiling at the traffic cop but still got the ticket.

Roy Monis:

--- Quote from: winner08 on May 20, 2008, 12:38:17 AM ---I'm a man and I have to say close but no cigar. Car mechanics lie to men also. Most men have a little class and won't go to the bathroom anywhere. New shoes do blister or cut up our feet, also I don't know anything about tanks. For myself I'm very concern about wrinkles in my clothes. I don't know about wearing shorts it depends on how my but looks in them LOL ;D ;) ;)But most of it was true. It was funny. ;D :D

                                                   Darren

                             

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Hi! Fellars

Don't believe a word of it, this is my experience for what it's worth.



God bless.

Love in Christ Jesus.

Roy UK       "The one who does not love does not know God, for God is love."   1Jn.4:8

Craig:

--- Quote ---Well Craig see what you started!!!!!   lets have a blasting of the sexes  no thank you  its mean spirited and besides Jesus was male and female
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Well Peggy sorry if you were offended but I suspect Jesus/God has a sense of humor also.  How else can you explain the platypus or ant-eater? ;D ;D





Craig

Who wishes the whole world would not take itself so seriously, and allows political correctness to take away a good laugh.
"A sense of humor is a terrible thing to waste" :D

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