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KristaD

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Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« on: May 19, 2008, 11:11:24 PM »

When You're Feeling Stupid, Read This 




1 (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?


Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"


-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .


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2 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey




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3 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .




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4 "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
-- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward .




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5 "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC .




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6 "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.


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7 "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .


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8 "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


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9 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President


And ..


10 "We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
-- Al Gore, VP



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11 "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ."


-- Dan Quayle




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12 "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca




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13 "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.




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14 "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor .




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15 "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President



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16 "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery


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17 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


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18 "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarter yet?
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Stevernator

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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 12:32:49 AM »

#2 made me cringe.  >:(
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winner08

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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 01:06:49 AM »

Man some people. I notice some of these people are high up on the food chain. I guess just because your in high places doesn't mean to much when it come to being smart. Well just look at the U.S. situation.


                                Darren
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Kent

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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 12:21:59 PM »

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008

Bushisms Volume 98 Page 396
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roundbellygroove

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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 12:31:45 AM »

Number seven is my personal favorite. ;D

7 "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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musicman

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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 09:54:29 AM »

Now how bout a few words from George Dub Ya?
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Martinez

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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 10:21:02 AM »

To borrow one of Ray's favourite sayings,

Brilliant!
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Re: Last one: feeling stupid? read this
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 05:55:26 PM »

Hi
how about your former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld. here are some beauties

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"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

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"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in

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I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started

However not to be outdone by our American cousins we have our very own former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott

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Coming from low demand, houses available, prices falling. Depends from area to area, but if you go to the south, it's exactly the opposite.

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I don't make decisions by the Attorney-General. The Attorney-General makes the decisions in these matters. There's not even a war either.
cheers
Dave
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