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Craig

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Jesus was everything
« on: September 29, 2008, 07:51:31 PM »

 
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3.  He talked about the Great Spirit.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
 
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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frecklegirl417

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 08:06:58 PM »

 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D  Love it, love it!!!! Thanks Craig, that was great!!!!
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gmik

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 08:27:37 PM »

Wow!  So True! ;D ;D ;D
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OBrenda

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 08:48:58 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Great!
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iris

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 08:54:08 PM »


  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

That was good!!



Iris
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Samson

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 09:15:19 PM »

Real Funny Craig,


                            And this is coming from a Guy who cooks, cleans the Bathroom(including the toilet), vacumes and does laundry;  ;D ;D ;D

                                        Samson.
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Linny

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 11:38:56 PM »

I really enjoyed that!  :D :D :D :D
Thanks for the smile!

Lin
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WhoAmI

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 03:22:34 PM »

Real Funny Craig,


                            And this is coming from a Guy who cooks, cleans the Bathroom(including the toilet), vacumes and does laundry;  ;D ;D ;D

                                        Samson.


You go Craig! I'm one of those guys also.  :)
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 03:32:21 PM »

Bravo! Encore! You have my vote Craig! ;D
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daywalker

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 03:37:48 PM »

 :D Hahaha That's Awesome!
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Heidi

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Re: Jesus was everything
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 07:22:08 AM »

It is official......I have wet my pants laughing so much reading this joke.... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Good one mate!
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