Jesus was everything

[Craig]

 
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3.  He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

[frecklegirl417]

    Love it, love it!!!! Thanks Craig, that was great!!!!

[gmik]

Wow!  So True!

[OBrenda]

 
Great!

[iris]

         

That was good!!



Iris

[Samson]

Real Funny Craig,


                            And this is coming from a Guy who cooks, cleans the Bathroom(including the toilet), vacumes and does laundry; 

                                        Samson.

[Linny]

I really enjoyed that! 
Thanks for the smile!

Lin

[WhoAmI]

Real Funny Craig,


                            And this is coming from a Guy who cooks, cleans the Bathroom(including the toilet), vacumes and does laundry; 

                                        Samson.

You go Craig! I'm one of those guys also. 

[Deborah-Leigh]

Bravo! Encore! You have my vote Craig!

[daywalker]

  Hahaha That's Awesome!

[Heidi]

It is official......I have wet my pants laughing so much reading this joke....

Good one mate!