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iris

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Mystery solved
« on: October 04, 2008, 06:56:08 AM »


It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he  called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten years is plenty." Man spoke up. "May I have the other 10 years?" The monkey agreed.

The Lord called on the lion and also gave him 20 years. The lion, too, wanted only 10. Again man spoke up, "May I have the other 10 years?"  "Of course," said the lion.

Then came the donkey, who was also given 20 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough. Man again asked for the spare 10 years and got them.

This explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it, and 10 years of making a jack@$$ out of himself.  ;D
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cherokee

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 09:28:45 AM »

Good one Iris. ;)

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OBrenda

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 11:26:45 AM »

I guess that explains it!  ;)
Brenda
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frecklegirl417

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2008, 11:28:42 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ROFL with tears in my eyes!!! It looks like you nailed it, Iris!!! That was good!!
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musicman

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 02:04:00 PM »

Some people take the other 10 from the lion also.  They spend those 10 years lyon around.
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Samson

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 03:57:29 PM »

Ha Ha Iris,

                A Lifetime of normal Sex, that sounds acceptable to me, if you add up all those years, but then again, I ain't Normal;  ;D ;) :)

                                     Samson.
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dewey

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2008, 10:21:48 PM »

folks, I would never post a post like this but I didn't bring it up first

If the moderators were going to delete it, they should have done it before now

Seein's as how we're talkin' about sex Dewey says that he's never seen anything in scripture where Jesus had sex and on the other hand he sees many people posting where they're saying that he's experienced everything that we have.   Did Jesus have sex?  Well, if he did I can't seem to find any scripture on it.  Now then, think about this - if Jesus experienced everything that we as cardinal beings experienced, he would have had to experienced sex - right? 

I sure do hope sex ain't bad because if it is, Dewey and I are hellbound in a hat basket. 

love y'ans

In the Spirit,  Paula


















 
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Martinez

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 10:42:17 PM »


TMI!
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musicman

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 11:02:34 PM »

Sex is a misdemeanor.  The more I miss de meanor I get.
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jerreye

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2008, 11:26:53 PM »

hahaha
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Ray-Ray

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2008, 11:55:30 PM »

how about once an awhile- once at night an a while every morning  peace Ray-Ray
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WhoAmI

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 03:32:18 AM »

Sex is a misdemeanor.  The more I miss de meanor I get.

Your always happy and cracking jokes I notice.  ::)


Jeff
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aqrinc

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 03:40:52 AM »

Hey i am not donkeying around.

LMAO, geo.
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frecklegirl417

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 01:01:55 PM »

Sex is a misdemeanor.  The more I miss de meanor I get.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ROFL....... You and a whole bunch of men out there......

Thanks for the laugh musicman, I really needed it.
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Samson

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Re: Mystery solved
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 03:41:19 PM »

how about once an awhile- once at night an a while every morning  peace Ray-Ray

Ray Ray,

             I concur with your comment, but will say no more, on the grounds that anything I say may and probably will incriminate me.  ;D ;D ;D

                                                     Samson.
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