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Craig

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Magic Mirror
« on: October 13, 2008, 12:58:35 PM »

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking "Magic Mirror" to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous of them all'

But Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said.....
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"Who the heck is Craig Parsons??"
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Samson

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 01:12:04 PM »

Solomon was right, Everything is Vanity and a striving after the wind; ;D and I thought that I was the strongest man who ever lived, not Shrek, oh I forgot, Shreks not a man, what is he a Hominid.

   Craig and I better watch out, we might fall into that magic mirror, looking too long at our reflection, at least it didn't crack, maybe Angelina Jolie might fall in with us, only kidding ladies;  ;D ;D ;D


                                    Samson.
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OBrenda

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 02:07:18 PM »

Very Cute Craig... ;D  Do you look like Barney?
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Dave in Tenn

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 02:14:20 PM »

I hope you have somebody to spend that wealth on! 

By the way...Mighty Mouse could beat up Shrek.
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

KristaD

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 03:40:23 PM »

ROFLMBO!!! It took me just a second to figure out who Craig Parsons what but when I did I nearly spit my food right out onto my keyboard lol! Very funny Craig. :D
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iris

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 04:10:13 PM »





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Martinez

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 06:03:08 PM »


In the real version they all say, who the heck is Martinez? ;)
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gmik

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 07:04:21 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hey gals, we can flip that right around to make it be instead of Angelina insert our name!!! 
I am gonna tell it at lunch tomorrow!! :D
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joyful1

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2008, 08:35:14 PM »


already beat you to it, Gena!
good one, Craig!
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Heidi

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 08:10:25 AM »

ROFLMBO!!! It took me just a second to figure out who Craig Parsons what but when I did I nearly spit my food right out onto my keyboard lol! Very funny Craig. :D

ROFLMBO!!!!! X2  I did exactly the same..........tears in my eyes right now......my husband thinks I am going crazy, he wants to know what is so funny.  But you have to know everyone to be able to appreciate the joke........LOL
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WhoAmI

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 04:24:40 AM »

Have you ever written something backwards and read it the opposite in the mirror?

I notice Samson post numbers is 477 and OBrenda post numbers are 774. She posted right after Samson.

Do we have a magic mirror effect going on?
Or is Samson and OBrenda trying to play with us?

You decide.. :P


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OBrenda

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 08:43:01 AM »

lol  :D :D

How wierd is that? 774 uh  :-[ :-\

Maybe I'm spending Wayyyyy.....to much time enjoying all you knuckleheads?

Brenda
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Rene

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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 09:47:00 AM »


But Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said.....
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"Who the heck is Craig Parsons??"
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Is this an example of the STRONG DELUSION the scriptures speak of? ;D ;)

René
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Re: Magic Mirror
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 10:00:28 AM »

LOL. Good one Rene. :D

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