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Author Topic: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage  (Read 2273 times)

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Matt

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Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« on: October 14, 2008, 05:30:54 PM »

I believe this has been posted a while back, but I need a funny!


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," Explained the man.  We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. One more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."

 ;D
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Richard D

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 06:09:10 PM »

There is much truth to this……………..LOL. A good women is worth her salt.   ;D
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OBrenda

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 06:20:56 PM »

 ;D ;D
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KristaD

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 07:01:28 PM »

Oh that's bad ;D
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iris

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 10:07:30 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D


Iris
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gmik

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 11:22:58 PM »

wOOhOO..... ;D :D ;D :D
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aqrinc

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 01:44:55 AM »


 :)  ;)  :D Yes Dearest  :o ;D  :-*, worked for 35 years still going, OOPs. :-[

Now i know what She meant when She said; that's 2 the other day  ???.

Geo. ROTF-LMBO.  :o
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Samson

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Re: Secret To a Truly Contented Marriage
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 08:27:59 AM »

Good Morning !

                       Boy, that lucky mule,  ;D; he got three strikes, Guys, don't push your luck;  ;)

                                                    Samson.
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