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musicman:
Yeah, there's something funny about this beer. I think I'll try the coolaid this time. So I says Lord!! Give me the spirit Lord. And the lord answered with this new revelation:
So the universe took a bit longer than jesus had planned on. In fact it took billions of years longer because Satan kept screwing it up, causing him to have to fix it over and over. On to the Earth. The son said, I know that I can create it in six days. Dad said I have to. So a day must be. . .... . this long. We'll just say one Earth rotation will be a day. Man, this is taking long. The tedious process required creating a planet where life could flourish. OK, let me just clear the atmosphere and cool the surface, Satan, stop sending those meteors!! Oh, now I have to start over. OK, now the planet is ready for life. Ha ha Satan. I was able to do this in only three days. . . .. .What,,,, it's been about a billion years? I haven't even created those microscopic thingees. Well, here they are. Now I can start making multicellular. . . . . no, don't tell me it's been an additional 3 billion years. That's it Satan, I'm gonna create these giant lizards that will trample you into the Earth. Ha ha. . . . .what da hell is that? No!!! not another meteor?!! Curse you Satan!! I'm way behind schedule now.
What am I going to do? Man will freewill himself to study fossils and rock formations and will find out how long it took to make this planet and universe, using radiometric dating. They will laugh at the creator because he had to take so much time. The son panicked and sought a way to trick man into thinking that it was all done in only 6000 years. Hey Satan, little help here? Satan agreed to create theologians who would insist on a recent creation. Problem solved. After all, scientists will never have more credibility than god, will they?
The flood should take care of it. All layers of rocks and fossils will be thought of as the result of a worldly flood, even though I will only flood one localized section of it. Ha ha scientists. Nobody will ever believe you.
But men free willed themselves to reject silly theologians and invented a man by the name of Bill Maher.
AK4:
"Satan stop sending those meteors"
Hilarious!!! :D :D :D
aqrinc:
Musicman'
You are a bleedin genius when you sip that elixer ;D. I thought he was spawned by godzirra and mothra mating. ???
Now i understand what the silver surfer was talking about.
--- Quote from: musicman on November 09, 2008, 01:14:53 AM ---Yeah, there's something funny about this beer. I think I'll try the coolaid this time. So I says Lord!! Give me the spirit
Lord. And the lord answered with this new revelation:
The flood should take care of it. All layers of rocks and fossils will be thought of as the result of a worldly flood, even
though I will only flood one localized section of it. Ha ha scientists. Nobody will ever believe you.
But men free willed themselves to reject silly theologians and invented a man by the name of Bill Maher.
--- End quote ---
Ninny:
Musicman? Are you in there? I think he fell into the Tequila bottle! :D
At least he's not in pain any more! ;D ;D
Poor Musicman :'(
Kathy ;) :D
cjwood:
musicman, i see that your "spirit" filled posts were written in the wee hrs of the morning. did you forget you had school today??? well, then maybe it goes like this, "this discussion is your brain, this revelation is your brain on beer". or perhaps, this is the result of a man who has spent too much time in the school room with children...step away from the beer musicman.
you are so silly.
claudia
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