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musicman:
The lord done gave me the spirit again!!!


Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp!!

I was drinken some coolaid after work when I passed out.  So I has this dream where da lord came to me.  I says looooooooorrrrd!!  Tell me about your many works.

Child come with me to Palmira, New York.  It is the year 1820.
Hey isn't that lad Joseph Smith?

Yes, I must tell him not to miss church or. . . . . . . . .hey, what's that in your hand?
Aaaaaahhh, that's my 99 proof spirit coolaide.

Say, gimmie some.
Wait, no god, you can't drink this. . . . .

I want.  He, he, he, he

He drank da whole bottle folks.

Anyways, he got real silly and started tellin 15 year old Joseph all these crazy things.  Then he went back three years later dressed up like a angel or somthin.  Started babylin about these plates and, oh man was it nonsense.  Joseph Smith stood wide eyed as I tried screamin, "no, he's been drinkin the coolaid, don't listen to him".  god just laughed and said "he can't hear you, child, go get me sum more of that tasty liquid"  Then I woke up. 

Ninny:
Oh, finally I had about given up on you, musicman! You are so, what's the word I'm looking for ??? uhhh brave? strangely brave? maybe just strange! you are sacrilegious! What does that mean anyway? aha,ha,ha! :D I have been dying for a laugh all day!
So is that how Joseph Smith got his revelations? :D
Thanks, that hit the spot! ;)
Kathy :)

gmik:
As a fellow teacher, I recognize all the signs.....TEACHER BURN OUT~~ I see retirement in your close future...a forced retirement actually!!!  Hope you have some money stashed as you will need it- a teachers retirement won't pay for your coolaid!!!

Ninny:
Oh Snap, Gena!
 Ha! She got it Musicman, your cure for all those "revelations", get out while you can! Listen here dude, in case you don't know; kids can give you mental problems...shhh. Don't tell anyone I told you that, it's really a little known fact! It's only known by "mature teachers", everyone else finds out almost too late! hence the "forced" retirement!  ;D :o
Smile!
Kathy ;)

jennie:
I think Musicman has been visiting someone in our mountains and wandered on a still of 180 proof. My Daddy used to make that but then he cut it to 90 proof for selling and I ran his whiskey for him!

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