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musicman:
Folks, there has been much talk about how and why death entered into God's creation.  It is considered blasphemy to say the dinosaurs lived millions of years ago when death started with Adam's sin.  I have another idea, though.  Let's suppose that death entered into this world as a result of massive amounts of dinosaur dung.  I mean, there must have been alot, and since man had to have been around during the reign of dinosaurs, wouldn't that be a better explanation for death than some silly sin?  I think dinosaurs had to have lived a few thousand years ago.  Now don't get me started with the radiometric dating procedures.  They were invented by the devil.  There is an appearance of age because the dinosaur dung was so stank, that it caused the carbon and all of the radioactive materials in rocks and bones to self destruct at hyper rates of speed (in other words, they committed suicide).  That is why the tests show millions of years when the things studied r only a few thousand years old.  And plus, wouldn't you die if you had to smell that much crap?  You don't even have to answer.  Of course you would!!

Anyway, this all came to me in another revelation from god after spending several hours at the local pub.

Ninny:
Musicman, ha! I think you have been in the pub long enough! Have mercy! Can you get SERIOUS? Oh, that's right I forgot, YOU CAN'T!! :D

Well, anyway I'm glad to see you online it has been very quiet today. :( We almost had a good fight, er, uh, I mean discussion over there about the dinosaurs, but the big party pooper Craig came along and locked it up! ( I really agreed with him though) :( Had to, my "better judgment" kicked in ;D
So here you are with your own version which I dare say should distract Craig for a few minutes so that someone else can start something over there on the General Discussions board! We never learn! All the controversial stuff should be over here then no one knows if you're being serious or not! ;) ;)
Take that, you beast! :D :D
Kathy ;) 

Vangie:
It was the plague of methane madness.

Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrp.

Ninny:
 :D :D ;D
 :D :D
Kathy ;)

Longhorn:
Im sorry, I thought you said Dinosaur and Dung Breath,  I'll have you know I garggle with a teaspoon of pepto-bismal, a sprits of lime juice, scrape my tounge with number 2 grade sand paper followed by flossing with a stainless steel lid from a potted meat can.  Old Loghorn dont have much in life,(sep Ray's Teachings and the Holly Spirit)  But be sure of ONE thing and ONE thing only,,,,,   Old Longhorn's breath never stinks.......except for that one time.

God is Good

Life is Good.

Love in Christ.... Longhorn


p.s.  I need some help putting up my

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