Jesus Is Profitable
Want to get rich and not work a day?
Get on tv and have something to say
As long as you're using Jesus' name
You're on your way to fortune and fame
Offer healing cloths, and miracle water
The scattered sheep will all come together
And give you whatever you ask for it
Even though it's water from your toilet
Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool
You'll have whatever your heart may desire
Your own multi-million dollar Empire
Supported by followers who are going to pay
For all your expenses, each and everyday
Tell them that you need their money to save souls
Otherwise Jesus wouldn't reach those
That have never even heard
And His death was in vain, and absurd
Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool
Once you bestowed the fear of hell
You'll have them all under your spell
They'll do whatever you say
And support your Ministry in everyway
They'll do whatever it may take
just to escape from the fiery lake
That on that ressurection day
Will be cast into anyway
Slight adjustment, I took out the word "it" in the last line.
Just a little poem I've written about Televangelists.
Sorin