> Off Topic Discussions

Laughter the Best Medicine

(1/3) > >>

aqrinc:

Got this from a friend who thought a good laugh is healthy; so please read and laugh.
I am just happy i don't have to answer such difficult questions even now. :P. Reminds
me of the old readers digest: Laughter is the best medicine. ;D ;D Plus with all the stuff
from longhorn's animals and noise from musicman's screeching students. ??? ::) 8) ;D

george. ;D

children's science exam answers
 
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers (they deserve some credit for originality and innovation)

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
 
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Ninny:
Ha! :D I don't think I want to get old (too late!) But man, I don't want to get intercontinental!! :o :o
That is just scary!! :'(
Kathy ;)

child in the making:
Thanks for passing on the medicine George.
Be sure to thank your friend too.
Out of the mouth of babes.  That was some gooood medicine.
varicose(very close) Ha Ha

Thanks again

dd

OBrenda:
 ;D ;D
Brenda

joyful1:
 :D AHAHAHA!! cute, George! More, more!!
Joyce :)

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page