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Laughter the Best Medicine
aqrinc:
Hi Joyce,
You are back, welcome i missed you. Hope the hibernation was good for the soul. ???
george. ;D :-*
--- Quote from: joyful1 on January 09, 2009, 08:54:04 AM --- :D AHAHAHA!! cute, George! More, more!!
Joyce :)
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Beloved:
I have a ton of these..if I can find them
here are two I can remember
My artilliary in my heart are clogged
I find myself on the horns of a enema
Here is a good poem written by late Tom Armstrong of Nasville
Two Sentences in One
We are given Life at Birth and then after serving our time....Death
Beloved
aqrinc:
Beloved,
Thanks for that,
Horns of an enema brought longhorn ;D to mind right away.
george. ;D :-X
Ninny:
ahahaha! "horns" of an enema!! ;D Oh yeah, Longhorn can definitely relate to that!! Musicman knows about "horns", too! Oh My Gosh!! I can hear them now! Longhorns last post was about that very thing! :D
Beloved you may have opened Pandora's box!! ;)
Kathy :D
Beloved:
Why is there so much humor about that end of the body, horns of enama :o
it reminds me of a story where the different parts of the body made fun of the anal sphinter and argued about how more prestigious and important they were,
The heart said I am important because I send and recieve everything to all of you , the stomach said I digest everything for all of you, the hand said I make things and move things, the feet said I move the body from one place to another , they all laughed and chuckled that all the spinchter did was pass gas and poop
well ...the sphincter was so hurt he rolled himself in to a tight ball in shame and .....in time...... every part of the body was in agony and crying and began begging him to forgive them and thanking him for all that he does. ;D
Even Jesus had to correct the public ....
(Mat 15:17) Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
(Mat 15:18) But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
(Mat 15:19) For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
beloved
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