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Author Topic: Heathen's holiday  (Read 1658 times)

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Heathen's holiday
« on: January 10, 2009, 09:36:46 AM »

Hi you guys, maybe this joke has been posted before, but I enjoyed it to much not to pass it on. Enjoy!!

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day(s).
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed.'
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said: "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians
have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays"; The judge leaned forward in his chair and said, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant "
The lawyer said, "Your Honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day' Psalm 14:1 states "'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.
Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned."


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Re: Heathen's holiday
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 11:56:20 AM »

Definitely cute! and funny AND VERY TRUE!
 :D Kathy :D


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Re: Heathen's holiday
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 01:43:14 AM »

 :D :D :D :D :D  Very funny.

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