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What to say if you fall asleep at work
deftarchangel:
A friend of mine sent this to me today, saying I could use it!?! >:( For the record, I've only ever fallen asleep once at work, and it was because I took an extra dose of Contact C for a cold and it dang-well knocked me out! I was the only one at the office that day, and it was only for 15 minutes, so no harm, no foul, right? Regardless, I now have these excuses handy should I ever need them in the future. Not that I ever would, mind you! ;)
Of course this would never happen to US, but I'm sure we work with SOME people to whom it might apply! :)
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
NUMBER 4: This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.
NUMBER 3: Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
And MY all time Favorite:
NUMBER 1: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) '.... In Jesus name, Amen'.
:D
Rob
cjwood:
ooooohhhhh roooooooooooooob!!! teehee hee hee hee hee :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;) where were you when i needed this info ???!!!
thanks for the laugh ;D
Ninny:
Ha! My nephew is in High school and he has a teacher who falls asleep at his desk and when anyone comes in he raises his head and says, "In Jesus' name, AMEN!" hahaha! cute! :D
Kathy ;)
musicman:
Falling asleep at work? Please!! No excuse will work. When the man falls asleep during sex the lady will accept nothing. Make her out to be a failure in bed and all hell's gonna break loose.
Ninny:
Such insight, Musicman, how do you come up with it? :o
A man of few words...THANK GOD!!! :D
Kathy :-X
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