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What to say if you fall asleep at work

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deftarchangel:

--- Quote from: musicman on January 24, 2009, 09:13:13 AM ---Falling asleep at work?  Please!! No excuse will work.  When the man falls asleep during sex the lady will accept nothing.  Make her out to be a failure in bed and all hell's gonna break loose.

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Gee, I suppose you could try the above excuses in that situation too.  ???   :-\     LOL!  Numbers 2 and 3 might be quite a stretch though (how in the world would you explain the 'keyboard' line???), but the rest of them may be usable, if you're really scrounging around for an excuse!  I guess it's all in how smoothly you deliver the lines.  I would just like to say, however, that I will not be held legally liable for any damage to property or person should you choose to implement one of these excuses to explain away your fatigue and dormancy habits and your wife just doesn't buy it!   :D  :P

 

Dave in Tenn:
With that fine print in mind, ROTFL.

Samson:
Thankyou Rob,

                     I enjoyed that,  ;D. Sometimes, I wish that I'd fall asleep at work
                     and wake up after the Resurrection.  ;)


                                 Wishfull Thinking, Samson.

charrie:
Laughter is such great medicine

Charrie :-*

WhoAmI:
Niceeee.... ;D

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