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Linny:
Possessed by Stephen King maybe. I read the book AND saw the movie.

Roy Martin:
What an imagination. You should be making money with it. To top it off, its bazaar with humor and does have a bright side to it. Putting the parrot down again, it was irritating. Now thats pure talent.
 ;D ;D ;D
Peace 8)
Roy

Ninny:
MusicMan?
Why am I the only one who thinks you're possessed? I have to admit, you are funny! I think it would very funny if you could bury that voice of Gilbert Gottfried, the man is NASTY!! ;D

My grandsons have a video game called "Ty the Tasmanian Tiger" Gottfried's voice is used for some kind of parrot-looking bird that you REALLY want to silence, he follows you around in one area of the game and tries to drive you insane! (I admit I've played that game!  Cute!) He also plays an annoying parrot in the Disney movie "Aladdin" Isn't he also the voice of the duck in the "AAAAFLAK" commercials? :P :P
You're still weird, MM, but life would be dull without your weird sense of humor!! :D
Kathy ;)

musicman:
Future customers:

I have gotten many complaints the last couple of days about my pet resurrection business.  People complain, waahhh, my pet smells bad now.  Boooohooooo, my cat's leg fell off when it was walking around.  Sob sob, the worms and buzzards feed on my boxer when it goes outside for a dump of the crypt.

Folks!!  These are dead animals.  I'm not god!!  I only say they're alive because they are . . . . . .well. . . . .animated n stuff.  They have no pulse.  Their parts are stiff and totally unflexable (conducive for snapping off).  I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about the smell of death they will have for time immortal.  However, I am willing to let you bring your special furball of joy back to be reburied if it looses parts or has chunks eaten out of it by nature's scavengers (those are animals that through evolution decided, hey, I like the taste of death).  I do require a low risk fee for you to do this however.  This is because your pets probably won't go down voluntarily while they are still alive and possessed by Satan. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .excuse me, alive and full of joy.  This could be a danger to me if they're really p'd and come hounding me in my quaint living space.  And please, I don't want those walking corpses near me.  Sooooooo, let me know when you're gonna do it so I'll be in another zip code.  Just leave the check in my mail box.  We're on the honor system.  This means that if you don't pay up, I'll just rebury that first grade teacher you had and hated so much, in my cemetery.  Once she is resurrected, I'll just give her your address.   



Musicman's Pet Cemetery is a ministrey of love and wants you to experience that love for the remainder of your years.

Ninny:
What did I say? I rest my case! MusicMan you are headed for serious "death" threats with this one! :o
Ahahaha! ;)

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