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« on: April 29, 2009, 06:01:13 PM »

Assigned a paper on childbirth, a boy asks his parents, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." says the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh, well... how did you & daddy get born?" the boy asks.

"Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa & grandma born?" he persists.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" says dad, now squirming a little in his recliner.

Days later, the boy hands his paper to the teacher. She begins reading, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for 3 generations."
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