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[musicman]

She's crass, she's mean,
Her ways may cause mutiny,
But I gots a quetin,
Who will judge Judy?

We see her on the tube,
Her robe stifles her boobs,
She's usually quite moody,
But who will judge Judy?

Her show's quite a Whopper,
Her charisma aint like Wapner,
Instead, she rules crudely,
Hey, who will judge Judy?

She comes on at ten,
And really hates men,
She treats us like dutty,
So who will judge Judy?

Her mug comes on fox,
I pelt it with rocks,
The participants are loony,
Perhaps they should judge Judy.

For facts she says show me,
And then yells out baloney!!,
Let's get off our butty,
It's time to judge Judy!!

[Ninny]

Oh, my gosh! You are SO bad!!
Kathy

[Samson]

Musicman,

                Regardless of her personality, Boy is she a riot, pure unaduterated sarcasm, Now that's my
                kind of humor.  The question I often ask when watching her show, where do they get
                those numbskull people from, alot of them seem many cards short of a full deck,  .


                                                 Samson.

[rockrdude]

Bill Cosby was once asked why so many people will go on shows like this.. or Springer.. or any other show that makes them look like they're nuts.

His reply:

They want to be on TV. 

[meee]

  I like Judge Judy, but she is mean to some folks. I've heard she is a very nice person in real life [ off her Judge program ].
  I think she's hilarious!
  Is the poem your work,Musicman, are you the artist?
                 meee

[Ninny]

Meee,
Don't encourage musicman! He's working up to a really BAD sarcastically-charged poem of epic proportions!  Don't give him ANY ideas 'cause he's a naughty little boy and he will DO it!! OH, you will see, it will happen! 
Kathy

[meee]

Meee,
Don't encourage musicman! He's working up to a really BAD sarcastically-charged poem of epic proportions!  Don't give him ANY ideas 'cause he's a naughty little boy and he will DO it!! OH, you will see, it will happen! 
Kathy

           I'm seriously just asking if he is the talent here.
meee

[musicman]

Musicman,

                Regardless of her personality, Boy is she a riot, pure unaduterated sarcasm, Now that's my
                kind of humor.  The question I often ask when watching her show, where do they get
                those numbskull people from, alot of them seem many cards short of a full deck,  .


                                                 Samson.

Oh, I think she's the bomb.  I liked the one where these neighbors were being sued because of their barking dogs.  We learned that she had been woken several times the night before, because of barking dogs!!

Guess who won that one?  I can't stand rude neighbors either.

[musicman]

  Is the poem your work,Musicman, are you the artist?
                 meee

Yes.  I am a poet and don't no it.

[meee]

  Is the poem your work,Musicman, are you the artist?
                 meee

Yes.  I am a poet and don't no it.

             Very clever!!!
                 meee

[Ninny]

Mee, I was just messin' with you on the information about musicman, he's a real sweetie....HAHAHAHA! <sigh>
 

[meee]

Mee, I was just messin' with you on the information about musicman, he's a real sweetie....HAHAHAHA! <sigh>
 

            Kathy, I know he is.
            Hey Musicman, we're talking about ya, are your ears burning?
                meee

[Marlene]

Well Musicman, My In-Laws are mad at there neighbors cause they have chickens in there yard. But, they keep everything in there yard. So, My Husband's Step -Father went over and told them off. He went to officals to have them tell them they could not have them. Guess, what My In-Laws are putting up a fence so they don't have to look at them. They are mad because the chicken wake them up going cock- a- doodle- do. They are retired and go to bed at 8 don't you think they would be ready to get up after a good night sleep. They go to bed with the chickens. So, tell me how do you think Judge Judy would rule on this case if they should decide to sue them . Ha Ha My husband thinks his family are acting like children.

Musicman, we can not help but love you. But, I really need your advice before they sue them. 

Marlene

[musicman]

If they were my neighbors I wouldn't do anything.  But they may notice the chicken population steadily decrease.  Chickens are to be eaten, not heard.

[meee]

If they were my neighbors I wouldn't do anything.  But they may notice the chicken population steadily decrease.  Chickens are to be eaten, not heard.

   Oh, here he goes again!!!!!!!!!!
             

[Ninny]

I am either psychic, or I just know how his mind works! hahaha! about an hour and a half ago I started a reply and I said, "Musicman would have fried chicken!" I deleted it because I always post such negative stuff about poor little musicman! HO! Musicman! I knew you were going to say that because YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF!! 

[Marlene]

Thanks Musicman I will tell them your advice.