((Not for the ladies!)) Please someone hand me…

[arion]

a bottle!!   

[Roy Martin]

I think I would prefer the liquor, a lot of it.

[arion]

How would you like to come home to a sour puss like that every night?    

[judith collier]

That is so funny! Roy, that was a gem of an answer.
Now that we don't kiss anymore and all that other stuff that goes with it, I just say, "you drink anymore and you can cook and wash your own ##%&%!# clothes!"

[Deborah-Leigh]

...enough to drive any poor fella to drink!

[Cypress]

Funny!

[Patrick]

I just say, "you drink anymore and you can cook and wash your own ##%&%!# clothes!"

I do that already! 

[aqrinc]

I just say, "you drink anymore and you can cook and wash your own ##%&%!# clothes!"

I do that already! 

I do that most times too, and don't even drink now , what gives here .

george .

[Dave in Tenn]

Ya'll wash your clothes?

[onelovedread]

From past experience, the more  alcohol I consumed, the better the ladies would look. So by the time I'd get home to one of these in the photo, they'd be "bootylicious". Sorry, I just couldn't help my self ...
Besides what do you think the drop off at the laundry is for? I'm just joking ...

[judith collier]

Now I recall why I preferred playing with the boys even though they were mean to me. I would just spit on them though. I don't do that anymore!~