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[stephen]

Hope you enjoy these 2 jokes as much as I did.

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word "mañana" (pronounced "manyana").

Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.

He said that the term means "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that or perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who really cares?"

The host turned to Mr. Paddy Murphy from Dublin who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in Gaelic.

"In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency."

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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.

Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".

Paddy says, "Wait till I take it out of the bowl!"



Bless all


Stephen

[John9362]

Through all of my life Paddy has always been a funny guy..............thanks for the laughs Paddy