Financial planning ... Lesson

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John9362

April 02, 2012, 07:22:46 AM
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

*** My wife made me post this.....sorry guys  :(

Dave in Tenn

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April 02, 2012, 09:07:57 AM
 :D
Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

Gina

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April 02, 2012, 09:09:16 AM
No, no, John.  You and your wife owe the women an apology.   ;)


lilitalienboi16

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April 02, 2012, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: John9362 on April 02, 2012, 07:22:46 AM
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

*** My wife made me post this.....sorry guys  :(

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
1 Cor 1:10 "Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment."

cjwood

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April 04, 2012, 12:34:37 AM
 :) :) :) :) :) :)


claudia

ez2u

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April 15, 2012, 12:49:38 PM
John  is that something like sorry Lord the wife made me eat the fruit?

    * My wife made me post this.....sorry guys  :(

indianabob

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April 15, 2012, 09:07:49 PM
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Women have it ALL over us men,
God made us leaders to humble us. Don't forget it!!
Indiana bob
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